A Man with a Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP Posted A special message posted on Craig’s List Proof why we all need firearms

We got this via e-mail from a friend. You will love it as it is funny as all get up.

Posted to Craig’s List / Personals:

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before
last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 A M EST. I was the guy wearing the black
Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled
the knife on me and my girlfriend threatening our lives. You also asked for
my girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come
across this rather important message.

First, I’d like to apologize for your embarrassment, I didn’t expect
you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my
jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a
reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP
pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that
very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when
pointed at your head … isn’t it! I know it probably wasn’t fun walking
back to wherever you’d come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I’m
sure it was even worse walking bare footed since I made you leave your your
shoes, cell-phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or
running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother, or “Momma” as you had her listed in your
cell, I explained the entire episode of what you’d done. Then I went and
filled up my gas tank as well as four other people’s in the gas station on
your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was
extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van
Go Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then
threw your wallet into the big pink “pimp mobile” that was parked at the
curb … after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire
driver’s side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.
Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a
little over a day now, so what’s going on with that? Earlier, I managed to
get in two threatening phone calls to the DA’s office and one to the FBI,
while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed
really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your
number etc.). In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you …
but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for
your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of
these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the
opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you’ve
chosen to pursue in life.
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
P.S. Remember this motto…An armed society makes for a more civil
society!